[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...

[HE WAS JUST IN GOLDENROD A FEW SECONDS AGO DAMMIT.]

[miniworth]

.... Are you alright?

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...yeah I'm just fine.

Could've sworn I was just in Goldenrod a few seconds ago...

[miniworth]

Mm, it happens. [ Teleportation? Yeah, no problem, it happens from time to time it's like a cold. ]

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...yeah, wouldn't be surprised if pigs fly around this part of Johto.

[miniworth]

You're saying this about a world with fire-breathing animals.

... I'm Miles Edgeworth.

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

Shinn Asuka.

...You a friend of Kisa?

[miniworth]

[ He pings at that. ] I.. yes.

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

I've heard your name being mentioned a few times, its nice to meet you, Miles.

[miniworth]

[ Why would my name even be-- ]

You too, Mr. Asuka.

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

[She cares about you okay :|]

...so.

What is that?

[Points at DAT BADGER.]

[miniworth]

[ but still. :| ]

... That's what I was wondering.

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, doesn't look like anything from my world.

[miniworth]

It looks like it was made by somebody and moves on batteries.. [ /EXAMINATION. ]

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

Could it be an alien from another planet?

[/Stupid assistant quip.]

[miniworth]

[ ...Shinn-san. ]

Mr. Asuka, we are strangers visiting Johto from different dimensions.

I think this is just a man-made device.

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

I was just joking.

...

...Seems like a mascot for something.

[miniworth]

I wonder what it's for..

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

Judging from the coloring, I guess its for the police force. But.

What kind of police force has this hanging in front of their stations?

[Hint: Its yours in the future, Miles.]

[miniworth]

Definitely not the one in Johto. Besides, this is a hotel, not a station.

[ Line.. fais. ]

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.

Still. Why put it here? Its kinda creepy.

[miniworth]

[ He gives a tiny shrug, staring at it. ]

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...oh well. Let's go inside or. Something.

[miniworth]

[ He raises an eyebrow. Los Angeles kids don't go off somewhere with older people they just met. 8( ]

[swordofimpulse.livejournal.com]

...

[Awkward silence.]