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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] miniworth) wrote2011-05-29 09:43 pm
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[4th wall]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
*See Phoenix? Of course you don't.

That's because he's hiding behind a tree right now, trying to work out what's more mind-breaking for him right now: the fact that he's in some strange place he's never been before, the fact that Edgeworth, age 10 is literally about twenty feet away from him, or the fact that he's been joined by the freaking Blue Badger.*



*Yeah, real casual, as he emerges from his position and waves slightly shakily.*

Huh, hello, E -- little boy! Could you tell me where I am right now?
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-30 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ That voice is so familiar. So, so familiar and Miles is hit by a sudden sense of nostalgia and oh my god and he feels a little excited to hear that voice because--- ]

Phoenix!?

[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)


Uh... yeah. Eh heh. Gee, you, uh, look younger than normal.
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-30 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm eleven.

You-- [ used to be here. Where have you been. You dont' remember--? ]

[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Is... is that so. Huh. Kinda weird that you're eleven and I'm twenty-six right now, but I guess I really shouldn't be arguing with dream logic at this point.

Huh? What about me?
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-30 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Things like that happen often here. If you're going to be here for awhile, you might as well get used to it. [ And ignoring your last question in that Edgey kind of way. ]

[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I'm kind of hoping I'm not going to be here for a while considering I've got work to do back home, and the fact that the Blue Badger is here pretty much confirms this is the weirdest dream I've had in months.
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-30 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
You won't have much of a choice.

So that's what it's called?

[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 07:34 am (UTC)(link)


If you say so.

Yeah, that's what it is. You won't have to deal with it for another twelve years or so, though.
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-30 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me. I've been here for seven months...

What is it?

[identity profile] wright-idea.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Seven MONTHS?!

*Boy howdy, it's a good thing this is a fourth wall event, ain't it Phoenix?*



It's a very poorly conceived mascot that has somehow managed to become far more popular than it has any right to be.
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[personal profile] miniworth 2011-05-31 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You were here for nine, before. [ 4th wall event: Brainbreaking since it began.]

I think it looks fine, myself, though it does look poorly crafted.
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