[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

Comments

[wright-idea.livejournal.com]

Uh... yeah. Eh heh. Gee, you, uh, look younger than normal.

[miniworth]

... I'm eleven.

You-- [ used to be here. Where have you been. You dont' remember--? ]

[wright-idea.livejournal.com]

Is... is that so. Huh. Kinda weird that you're eleven and I'm twenty-six right now, but I guess I really shouldn't be arguing with dream logic at this point.

Huh? What about me?

[miniworth]

Things like that happen often here. If you're going to be here for awhile, you might as well get used to it. [ And ignoring your last question in that Edgey kind of way. ]

[wright-idea.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm kind of hoping I'm not going to be here for a while considering I've got work to do back home, and the fact that the Blue Badger is here pretty much confirms this is the weirdest dream I've had in months.

[miniworth]

You won't have much of a choice.

So that's what it's called?

[wright-idea.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

Yeah, that's what it is. You won't have to deal with it for another twelve years or so, though.

[miniworth]

Trust me. I've been here for seven months...

What is it?

[wright-idea.livejournal.com]

Seven MONTHS?!

*Boy howdy, it's a good thing this is a fourth wall event, ain't it Phoenix?*



It's a very poorly conceived mascot that has somehow managed to become far more popular than it has any right to be.

[miniworth]

You were here for nine, before. [ 4th wall event: Brainbreaking since it began.]

I think it looks fine, myself, though it does look poorly crafted.