miniworth: ([♠] Used to be so much fun.)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] miniworth) wrote2011-05-29 09:43 pm
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[4th wall]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

...time paradoxes are beyond his sparkly logic, sob

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[That's...uh...

...

What. This situation is becoming less and less preposterous because he really does see himself in this kid...]

WHY HIM. WHY ALWAYS HIM.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...

That...that cannot be possible. []

...man I feel like replaying AAI just to memorize all the noises he makes

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Because I, as you yourself have mentioned earlier, am Miles Edgeworth. I am an only child, and I have long since left Manfred von Karma to pursue my career on my own. ["Left" in more ways than one.

Then he digs into his pocket for his wallet, and pulls out his driver's license.]


We cannot possess the exact same identity.

I don't even use them all because I feel weird typing them out

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[You're not the only one. Bigworth is confused and is trying his best not to show it.]

...

Evidence. If you are truly...rather, surely you know the significance of evidence.

AHAHAHA INORITE excuse me I has lunch /slinks away to have tea - I MEAN LUNCH

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmmmm.]

In that case, testimony will suffice.

When did you win your first essay contest, and what was the theme?
Edited 2011-06-01 04:33 (UTC)

AND I KNOW I'M SORRY I'M INTERROGATING YOU wait let's try a different question

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He's right.]

What did Father give you [DARN IT I TYPED "US"] following your accomplishment?

WE SHOULD GET TO THAT.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
...

That...is correct...and I finished that book in three days.

EVENTUALLY. WHEN BIGWORTH IS 100% CONVINCED YOU'RE HIM.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
It has been eighteen years, and that book remains in my personal library. Not a single page has been torn or lost.

OH HE WILL BE IN DUE TIME~

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[That book is one of the things he doesn't usually bring up in conversation. He's sure not even Phoenix Wright would know of it. Or even Franziska von Karma.]

Then...then you are...

[His eyes grow wide, yet they have a nostalgic look in them. It's almost...sad, too.]

I AM GOING TO GO BAWWWWW AGAIN

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He just looks down at his...younger self. There's no more doubt. And everything falls into place. His other recent escapades in Johto were briefly forgotten with this encounter, but they're rushing back.]

You are also acquainted with Mr. Seta and Ken, correct?

HEY WORK ON YOUR PROJECTS FIRST

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I encountered them...when I was brought here. They claimed to have known me in my youth, but it seems they were both referring to you.

And yes, Ken said the same about you.

/BLOWS ON DAT GLUE

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, your older self is quite unruffled (pun intended). He simply blinks, nods and crosses his arms.]

I never said anything to the contrary...although I suppose I owe them an apology for my confusion. [He really WAS just confused, anyway. Besides, Ken seemed like a decent kid, all confusion aside.]

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