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[4th wall]
[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]
I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]
BUT. BUT THE SPARKLY LOGIC.
...time paradoxes are beyond his sparkly logic, sob
...
What. This situation is becoming less and less preposterous because he really does see himself in this kid...]
ffffff poor Bigworth.
I live with Manfred von Karma now.
[ The significance of those names... even Miles knows this, even at this age. ]
WHY HIM. WHY ALWAYS HIM.
That...that cannot be possible. []
Because he makes the best reactions. |D
...man I feel like replaying AAI just to memorize all the noises he makes
Then he digs into his pocket for his wallet, and pulls out his driver's license.]
We cannot possess the exact same identity.
MRRRRPH. NGOOOOOH. GAH.
I don't even use them all because I feel weird typing them out
...
Evidence. If you are truly...rather, surely you know the significance of evidence.
Seconded! ;;
AHAHAHA INORITE excuse me I has lunch /slinks away to have tea - I MEAN LUNCH
In that case, testimony will suffice.
When did you win your first essay contest, and what was the theme?
FFF YOU ARE EXCUSED
AND I KNOW I'M SORRY I'M INTERROGATING YOU wait let's try a different question
What did Father give you [DARN IT I TYPED "US"] following your accomplishment?
...OBVS THEY HAVE A COLLECTION OF BOWTIES
WE SHOULD GET TO THAT.
That...is correct...and I finished that book in three days.
WE SHOULD.
EVENTUALLY. WHEN BIGWORTH IS 100% CONVINCED YOU'RE HIM.
/WORKS ON THAT
OH HE WILL BE IN DUE TIME~
Then...then you are...
[His eyes grow wide, yet they have a nostalgic look in them. It's almost...sad, too.]
AWWWYEEEEE ♥
I'm Miles Edgeworth. [ The look, minus the nostalgia, is mirrored in his eyes. ]
I AM GOING TO GO BAWWWWW AGAIN
You are also acquainted with Mr. Seta and Ken, correct?
I'LL BAWWW WITH YOU AS I FURIOUSLY WORK ON PROJECTS ;A;
They're-- friends. [ a pause, and then firmly. ] Ken Amada is my best friend.
HEY WORK ON YOUR PROJECTS FIRST
And yes, Ken said the same about you.
IT'S OKAY. I'M WAITING FOR THAT GLUE TO DRY.
[ There had been a quarrel about this before, with his sister. Now he will make this clear to himself. ]
/BLOWS ON DAT GLUE
I never said anything to the contrary...although I suppose I owe them an apology for my confusion. [He really WAS just confused, anyway. Besides, Ken seemed like a decent kid, all confusion aside.]
/JOINS
I don't care if you're stuffy or anti-social or sour-faced. He's my-- [ He'll soon realize how ridiculous he's being. ]
1/IDK THANKS A LOT, TINY SELF
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DONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I BLOW GLUE OVER THE INTERNETS
ILU. HE LOVES YOU. AND IDEK HOW EITHER.
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YEAH WELL I LOVE HIM AND YOU MORE.
YOU CAN'T TOP ME IN LOVING. I LOVE YOU AND OLDERWORTH LOOOOOOTS MORE
/NINJA-LOVES YOU
/LOVES ON SO MUCH ;w;
/LOVES FOREVER AND EVER...WITH SWISS ROLLS
SWIIS ROOOLLLSSSS
/ROLLS YOU IN LOVE
/ROLLS YOU IN IT MORE
/BRINGS THE COOKIES
/CAKE
/AND CAKE. EVERYTHING SWEET EVER.
EVERYWHERE \o\
...as if these two have a sweet tooth.
... what if it's steel samurai themed.
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BRB CHANGING MIND OMG SWEETS.
YAAAAAY SWEETS
STEEL SAMURAI SUSHI SLICE
STEEL SAMURAI CHOCOLATE, TOO.
YOU CUT IT WITH THE SUSHI SLICE.