[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[presentspanties.livejournal.com]

Hey, that looks familiar. It used to be a mascot for something, right?

[miniworth]

[ The familiar voice - why are there so many - makes him jump and he gives Apollo a surprised look.WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. ]

Mr. Apollo-- [ Um. ] A mascot?

[presentspanties.livejournal.com]

[ SURPRISE. unfortunately, he doesn't remember you. ]

Um, have we met somewhere before?

Yeah, I think I remember seeing it when I was a kid. It was a mascot for the police force. I used to think it was kind of cute.

... Now it's just creepy-looking.

[miniworth]

Oh.. [ Oh. ] Yes. Kind of.

[ He turns his attention back to the mascot, following its movements. ] This was a police mascot? [ He too thinks it's kind of cute... ]

[presentspanties.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The... Blue Badger, I'm pretty sure.

I guess the thing that doesn't make sense is why it's here in the first place. Or why I'm here, for that matter.

[miniworth]

It looks rather beaten...

You're in Johto, Mr. Apollo.