[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[miniworth]

Oh.. [ Oh. ] Yes. Kind of.

[ He turns his attention back to the mascot, following its movements. ] This was a police mascot? [ He too thinks it's kind of cute... ]

[presentspanties.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The... Blue Badger, I'm pretty sure.

I guess the thing that doesn't make sense is why it's here in the first place. Or why I'm here, for that matter.

[miniworth]

It looks rather beaten...

You're in Johto, Mr. Apollo.