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[4th wall]
[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]
I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]
WE SHOULD.
EVENTUALLY. WHEN BIGWORTH IS 100% CONVINCED YOU'RE HIM.
/WORKS ON THAT
OH HE WILL BE IN DUE TIME~
Then...then you are...
[His eyes grow wide, yet they have a nostalgic look in them. It's almost...sad, too.]
AWWWYEEEEE ♥
I'm Miles Edgeworth. [ The look, minus the nostalgia, is mirrored in his eyes. ]
I AM GOING TO GO BAWWWWW AGAIN
You are also acquainted with Mr. Seta and Ken, correct?
I'LL BAWWW WITH YOU AS I FURIOUSLY WORK ON PROJECTS ;A;
They're-- friends. [ a pause, and then firmly. ] Ken Amada is my best friend.
HEY WORK ON YOUR PROJECTS FIRST
And yes, Ken said the same about you.
IT'S OKAY. I'M WAITING FOR THAT GLUE TO DRY.
[ There had been a quarrel about this before, with his sister. Now he will make this clear to himself. ]
/BLOWS ON DAT GLUE
I never said anything to the contrary...although I suppose I owe them an apology for my confusion. [He really WAS just confused, anyway. Besides, Ken seemed like a decent kid, all confusion aside.]
/JOINS
I don't care if you're stuffy or anti-social or sour-faced. He's my-- [ He'll soon realize how ridiculous he's being. ]
1/IDK THANKS A LOT, TINY SELF
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DONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I BLOW GLUE OVER THE INTERNETS
ILU. HE LOVES YOU. AND IDEK HOW EITHER.
And if this is his own self, he's not afraid if saying this. ] I couldn't protect Father. I let him die because I was weak.
I will do anything to protect Ken. [ HE WILL THROW THEIR FRIENDSHIP IN YOUR FACE, OLDERWORTH. ;A; ]
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This takes him back to the first several days after DL-6...if you'll excuse him, he'll be very, very quiet for a while.]
YEAH WELL I LOVE HIM AND YOU MORE.
Anyway, he's pondering the idea of revealing to his past self the events to come. Would it change the course of things? More importantly, would it be for the better, or for worse?]
...tell me, how much do you know about the circumstances surrounding Father's death?
YOU CAN'T TOP ME IN LOVING. I LOVE YOU AND OLDERWORTH LOOOOOOTS MORE
Miles shakes his head at his older self's question. ] I don't know anything. I've been told things, but I've come to realize that I can't believe any of that completely. Not without evidence. Not without.. [ Not without knowing, ever, for sure, if the Phoenix Wright he knows here really is the Phoenix Wright he knew at school. ]
/NINJA-LOVES YOU
...while I sometimes wish I could return to that moment and somehow change the course of time, I highly doubt Father would have been pleased to see me wallow in self-doubt and regret.
/LOVES ON SO MUCH ;w;
I'm never leaving that world - of law. I'll find out who killed him. That's all I can hope to do.
/LOVES FOREVER AND EVER...WITH SWISS ROLLS
SWIIS ROOOLLLSSSS
/ROLLS YOU IN LOVE
/ROLLS YOU IN IT MORE
/BRINGS THE COOKIES
/CAKE
/AND CAKE. EVERYTHING SWEET EVER.
EVERYWHERE \o\
...as if these two have a sweet tooth.
... what if it's steel samurai themed.
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BRB CHANGING MIND OMG SWEETS.
YAAAAAY SWEETS
STEEL SAMURAI SUSHI SLICE
STEEL SAMURAI CHOCOLATE, TOO.
YOU CUT IT WITH THE SUSHI SLICE.