[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

Comments

[miniworth]

[ It was hungry. 8( ]

... She looks like someone who will get in trouble if left alone.

[bakaitoukid]

. . . that's Aoko, too.

[miniworth]

... A lot of girls are like that. [ muttermutter ]

[bakaitoukid]

Girls are just weird...

[miniworth]

And scary when angered.

[bakaitoukid]

And so violent.

[miniworth]

... Miss Aoko too?

[bakaitoukid]

Especially Aoko.

[miniworth]

Does she attack things with a riding crop too?

[bakaitoukid]

No.

She uses mops.

[miniworth]

[ A blink.

Come again? ]

[bakaitoukid]

Mops. Don't ask me.

[miniworth]

.......Scary.

[bakaitoukid]

[involuntary shiver]

I know.

[miniworth]

Are you alright?

[bakaitoukid]

Who, me? Er, yeah. I'm fine.

[miniworth]

She's hit you with it?

[bakaitoukid]

She's tried.

[miniworth]

...Why?

[bakaitoukid]

She's crazy!

[miniworth]

[ LINEFAIS.

No there must be some other reason Kaito. ]

[bakaitoukid]

[... he will never tell]

[miniworth]

[ Oh my god what did you do 8( ]

[bakaitoukid]

[NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL D8 SHE'S CRAZY]

[miniworth]

[ YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING.

WERE YOU ACTING LIKE LARRY. 8( ]