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Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] miniworth) wrote2011-05-29 09:43 pm
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[4th wall]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

/BRINGS THE COOKIES

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[And he stares down at you.]

What did...the others...tell you? [Did that mean there were OTHER PEOPLE HE KNEW here with his tiny self?]
Edited 2011-06-02 07:27 (UTC)

/AND CAKE. EVERYTHING SWEET EVER.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dahlia and Iris...

[His tone becomes lower, serious and more cautious.]

I advise you to be on your guard around Dahlia Hawthorne. Do not fall for any of her tricks.

...as if these two have a sweet tooth.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...good job. But DAHLIA. That case. Everything.]

And that is but one of her misdeeds.

1/2

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
That is correct -

BRB CHANGING MIND OMG SWEETS.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
She what?! [Sorry, gonna scare you again.

Okay, if his younger self could be here, which meant time was malleable here, then it was possible for Dahlia to be...to be alive. That was why he had not commented before and instead chose to advise...well, himself to be careful. But this was the final nail on the coffin. Still, how could you break it to a little boy? How could you tell him that he had been talking to someone who was supposed to be EXECUTED?]


I...perhaps I should have mentioned this previously, but Dahlia Hawthorne...should not be here. Yet, the fact that we are now conversing with each other tells me that what was once impossible has become possible here.

Anyway, how is Wright? [More importantly, how could he have fallen for her tricks again?]

STEEL SAMURAI SUSHI SLICE

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Your older self is still unsure whether or not he should tell you that Dahlia is SIX FEET UNDER AND HER SPIRIT IS NOT TO BE CHANNELED EVER AGAIN.]

And you do not know where he has gone?

YOU CUT IT WITH THE SUSHI SLICE.

[identity profile] mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com 2011-06-05 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...um uh yes well.]

Wright...was he...close to my age? [This place just got even more confusing.]