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[4th wall]
[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]
I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]
STEEL SAMURAI SUSHI SLICE
And you do not know where he has gone?
STEEL SAMURAI CHOCOLATE, TOO.
Home, to whatever time he's come from.
YOU CUT IT WITH THE SUSHI SLICE.
Wright...was he...close to my age? [This place just got even more confusing.]