On the other hand, your argument that riding crops are for hitting horses bolsters mine. For while it is true that riding crops and horses go hand-in-hand, it would follow that if the ignorants act as idiotic as horses, then I have full rights to give them their due punishments.

Lastly, I believe that you are avoiding the point about your attire because you are embarrassed by it, of which I am not entirely surprised. Rest assured, I will find you a suitable replacement upon my arrival.

That is all.