[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... I was only wondering.

[miniworth]

...

His name was Edgeworth.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

...

I don't believe I know of him.

[miniworth]

I--

I see. That's fine.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I could start paying attention to what goes on in court. Reading about murder cases may be helpful...

[miniworth]

[ His gaze hardens. ] Perhaps.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Should I... not have said that?

[miniworth]

[ He shakes his head, but when he speaks his voice is clipped. ] If you read the murder files, you'll find my father's, I'm sure.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

My apologies.

[miniworth]

[ He shrugs. ] It isn't that interesting..

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, if you say so.

[miniworth]

...You don't have that scar.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What scar?

[miniworth]

Your scar.

Right down the middle of your face.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What?!

[miniworth]

[ A nod. ]

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... H-How would that even happen?

[miniworth]

I'm afraid you never told me.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... It must be rather personal, then.

[miniworth]

Why wouldn't you be?

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

Well, if it were anything insignificant... I don't suppose I would have much trouble telling anyone.

[miniworth]

It would make you very easily identifiable, I think.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Oh dear. That would be a problem.

[miniworth]

... For you. But it would be beneficial to people like myself.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What do you mean?