[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

Comments

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Manfred von Karma...

[His face hardens.] I have heard of him.

[miniworth]

I'd be surprised if you hadn't.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Hmm.

[He's pretty sure he doesn't like the man, from what he's heard.]

[miniworth]

He'd bend over backwards to throw you in jail. I promise. [ Is Edgeworth attempt-trolling?

Yes. ]

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... I haven't done anything criminal yet.

[miniworth]

But the de Killer name will make you a target.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

The name is not mine yet.

[miniworth]

But it will be.

And by that time I'll be a prosecutor as well. [ I'M GOING TO GET YOU. ]

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

...

Actually... I am fairly sure the name will be properly mine a few years before you become a prosecutor.

[miniworth]

[ a few beats pass ] Old age?

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... [It takes him a moment to catch on.]

G-Goodness, no! M-Mr. de Killer says he would prefer a peaceful retirement, y-you see...

[... He seems a bit pale now.]