[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

Comments

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

My apologies.

[miniworth]

[ He shrugs. ] It isn't that interesting..

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, if you say so.

[miniworth]

...You don't have that scar.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What scar?

[miniworth]

Your scar.

Right down the middle of your face.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What?!

[miniworth]

[ A nod. ]

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... H-How would that even happen?

[miniworth]

I'm afraid you never told me.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... It must be rather personal, then.

[miniworth]

Why wouldn't you be?

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

Well, if it were anything insignificant... I don't suppose I would have much trouble telling anyone.

[miniworth]

It would make you very easily identifiable, I think.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Oh dear. That would be a problem.

[miniworth]

... For you. But it would be beneficial to people like myself.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... What do you mean?

[miniworth]

[ a beat ] I am a student of Manfred von Karma's.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Manfred von Karma...

[His face hardens.] I have heard of him.

[miniworth]

I'd be surprised if you hadn't.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... Hmm.

[He's pretty sure he doesn't like the man, from what he's heard.]

[miniworth]

He'd bend over backwards to throw you in jail. I promise. [ Is Edgeworth attempt-trolling?

Yes. ]

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

... I haven't done anything criminal yet.

[miniworth]

But the de Killer name will make you a target.

[baseball-to-be.livejournal.com]

The name is not mine yet.