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[ Forward-dated to APRIL 1ST because Yun won't be here.
i also should mention that Souji is written in with Ichi's permission.]
[ The thing is, it usually doesn't rain so much in Miles' world that the ground under his feet gets flooded by five inches of water. When it does though, tall folks of Johto, you must realize that five inches is a big deal for someone who's tiny and only four and a half feet tall. It means that you're shin-deep and your shoes are dead and you're miserable.
Let me repeat that: miserable.
So guess who's miserable today on his way back from work? That's right - (1) Miles Edgeworth. So let's get on with today's post and see how much scowling he'll do.
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So today's episode of Shotas in Johto...
has only one shota in it.
What it does have is a pair of grey-haired boys ( one ridiculously tall and one ridiculously short ), Johto's Atrocious Weather™, and ribbons. The screen is shaking a lot because Souji's running, holding Miles under one arm, and Miles is holding the Plusle that's holding the camera-- so the screen is shaking. You get a nice eyeful of two miserable looking, soaking boys and a dark, dark grey sky.
And rain. And thunder. And more miserable looking boys.
Until they CRASH DIVE (or at least Souji dives) into the warm, bright, and dry café. ]
... Mr. Seta, was that really necessary?
[ Remus straightens the camera as his trainer is lowered to his feet, one pair of grey eyes looking skeptically at another pair of laughing ones. Souji just shruuuuuuugs. ]
Do you want something to drink?
[ Grey-haired people have a thing for shrugging, which is what Miles does in response to Souji's question. ] I think I'll have some tea...
[ And so it'sADVENTURE TIME FRIDAY getting warmed up time! Their shoes squishy-squashy-squick-squishing on the café floor, Miles and Souji make their way to the counter, Remus hopping on Miles' shoulder to continue recording, and also to get a cup of tea out of this trip by acting cute around Souji.
The lady at the counter smiles. :DDD ]
Terrible weather, isn't it? What would you like to drink to warm up?
[ Souji is smiling too! Miles is a bit too sulky about the weather to smile back, so when Remus hops onto the counter and turns the camera on him, he's scowling a bit, and a bit too short to be seen over the counter by a cashier lady that's too busy staring UP at Souji. I repeat: four-foot-five. ]
Just coffee - I'd like it black - and tea, please... what kind do you want?
Ceylon is fine.
[ It is only then that the cashier notices Miles. And this is when the countdown to Why Miles Edgeworth's Life Is Full Of WTF #xxx begins. ]
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...Oh! [ 2. ] Is that [ 1. ] your sister? [ 0. ]
[ (1) Miles Edgeworth cocks an eyebrow. (1) Souji Seta blinks, and slowly turns to Miles, who turns back to him.
There is silence, then Souji's face twitches like it's suppressing a smile and then-- ]
She might b--ow!
[ Remus tilts the camera down to the floor to show that Miles' shoe had slammed painfully into Souji's shin. ]
....I mean. April Fool's. He's a boy.
[ Miles glares at Souji and then at Remus. ]
Turn. It. Off.
i also should mention that Souji is written in with Ichi's permission.]
[ The thing is, it usually doesn't rain so much in Miles' world that the ground under his feet gets flooded by five inches of water. When it does though, tall folks of Johto, you must realize that five inches is a big deal for someone who's tiny and only four and a half feet tall. It means that you're shin-deep and your shoes are dead and you're miserable.
Let me repeat that: miserable.
So guess who's miserable today on his way back from work? That's right - (1) Miles Edgeworth. So let's get on with today's post and see how much scowling he'll do.
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So today's episode of Shotas in Johto...
has only one shota in it.
What it does have is a pair of grey-haired boys ( one ridiculously tall and one ridiculously short ), Johto's Atrocious Weather™, and ribbons. The screen is shaking a lot because Souji's running, holding Miles under one arm, and Miles is holding the Plusle that's holding the camera-- so the screen is shaking. You get a nice eyeful of two miserable looking, soaking boys and a dark, dark grey sky.
And rain. And thunder. And more miserable looking boys.
Until they CRASH DIVE (or at least Souji dives) into the warm, bright, and dry café. ]
... Mr. Seta, was that really necessary?
[ Remus straightens the camera as his trainer is lowered to his feet, one pair of grey eyes looking skeptically at another pair of laughing ones. Souji just shruuuuuuugs. ]
Do you want something to drink?
[ Grey-haired people have a thing for shrugging, which is what Miles does in response to Souji's question. ] I think I'll have some tea...
[ And so it's
The lady at the counter smiles. :DDD ]
Terrible weather, isn't it? What would you like to drink to warm up?
[ Souji is smiling too! Miles is a bit too sulky about the weather to smile back, so when Remus hops onto the counter and turns the camera on him, he's scowling a bit, and a bit too short to be seen over the counter by a cashier lady that's too busy staring UP at Souji. I repeat: four-foot-five. ]
Just coffee - I'd like it black - and tea, please... what kind do you want?
Ceylon is fine.
[ It is only then that the cashier notices Miles. And this is when the countdown to Why Miles Edgeworth's Life Is Full Of WTF #xxx begins. ]
[ 3. ]
...Oh! [ 2. ] Is that [ 1. ] your sister? [ 0. ]
[ (1) Miles Edgeworth cocks an eyebrow. (1) Souji Seta blinks, and slowly turns to Miles, who turns back to him.
There is silence, then Souji's face twitches like it's suppressing a smile and then-- ]
She might b--ow!
[ Remus tilts the camera down to the floor to show that Miles' shoe had slammed painfully into Souji's shin. ]
....I mean. April Fool's. He's a boy.
[ Miles glares at Souji and then at Remus. ]
Turn. It. Off.
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He records everything on the gear.
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A lot of people couldn't have seen it. [trying to be positive]
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... Still.
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...It's April Fools, so we can always just say this is just a set up?
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Miles is busy OTL-ing. ]
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... [Miiiiiiiiles...Souji has the exact same face in his icon] Here, pick something to eat with your tea as well. It might cheer you up.
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It's-- okay. I'll just have the tea.. I hope Franziska doesn't see this.
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Some food will do you some good, so pick something. [HE WANTS TO MAKE UP FOR THAT EMBARRASSING THING-- not like the ribbons is any better] And "Franziska"?
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It's fine-- Franziska is my sister..
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[Aaaand Souji is still getting Miles something. Hope you like salami sandwiches and chicken noodle soup because he's putting that on your tray. Souji himself is getting a BLT with his soup.] Well...she won't take it that harshly, will she?
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"Miles Edgeworth, what is this foolishness?? Explain yourself!" [ Crop-pointing pose included, it is a darn good imitation. ]
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[And Souji blinks before suppressing a chuckle but not a smile.] Is her full name Franziska von Karma? [He remembers speaking to her a few times and even doing a trade. That one imitation has to be the Franziska he knows]
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Ah-- yes.. have you met her?
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Yeah, twice. I've gave her a Pokemon egg and during Valentine's Day. I don't think she really has liked the cookies I've made.
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If she didn't insult them - I think if she accepted them at all that's the greatest compliment you'd ever get from her.
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[Souji just chuckles, now pulling out his wallet from his back pocket. Oh God, he hopes his money is still dry-- alright, it is. Phew. He looks down at it, trying to dig out the right bills.] Sounds like quite the sister. Is she here in Goldenrod? [Starting to pay the cashier now and waiting for his receipt.]
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[ fhsdkljfhd SOUJI HE WAS GOING TO PAY FOR HIS OWN-- ;; ] I don't think so. She was heading to Mahogany last I heard.
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[WELL TOO BAD SOUJI IS GOING TO BE A GOOD BIG BRO AND PAY FOR BOTH OF THEM] Then it's not too bad. The most you'll get is her screaming at you over the Pokegear. [Oh, there's the receipt. He places his wallet back in his back pocket, takes the receipt, and picks up his tray. Let's find a seat, bro]
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[ BUT BUT BUT. ] I can't wait for the next time we actually meet. [ /following ]
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[NO BUTS SOUJI IS A GOOD BIG BRO] Want me to talk to her for you? [Here's a seat by the window! He sits down, placing his tray on the table.]
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[ 8( ] She's my sister. I don't want to trouble you. [ He sits down across from Souji! ]
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It's fine. Don't think I want you to be yelled at for hours on and on.
[He picks up his spoon and tires a bit of the chicken noodle soup, blowing on it before placing it in his mouth. He gives off a satisfied look.] Try the soup. It'll warm you right up.
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I'll have ten years of it to look forward to. It'll make good practice. [ He nods and tries the soup. It's delicious. :|b ]
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Does she ever have a time when she's not yelling at you? [He assumes so, but hey, just asking. He takes small sips from his soup after he finishes speaking every time. This soup is amazing aaaaaaaaa]
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Valentine's Day went fine. [ Dancing and flowers and food. ]
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