miniworth: ([♠] Grey-haired boys.)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] miniworth) wrote2011-03-28 09:16 pm

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[ Forward-dated to APRIL 1ST because Yun won't be here.

i also should mention that Souji is written in with Ichi's permission.]


[ The thing is, it usually doesn't rain so much in Miles' world that the ground under his feet gets flooded by five inches of water. When it does though, tall folks of Johto, you must realize that five inches is a big deal for someone who's tiny and only four and a half feet tall. It means that you're shin-deep and your shoes are dead and you're miserable.

Let me repeat that: miserable.

So guess who's miserable today on his way back from work? That's right - (1) Miles Edgeworth. So let's get on with today's post and see how much scowling he'll do.



So today's episode of Shotas in Johto...


has only one shota in it.

What it does have is a pair of grey-haired boys ( one ridiculously tall and one ridiculously short ), Johto's Atrocious Weather™, and ribbons. The screen is shaking a lot because Souji's running, holding Miles under one arm, and Miles is holding the Plusle that's holding the camera-- so the screen is shaking. You get a nice eyeful of two miserable looking, soaking boys and a dark, dark grey sky.

And rain. And thunder. And more miserable looking boys.

Until they CRASH DIVE (or at least Souji dives) into the warm, bright, and dry café. ]


... Mr. Seta, was that really necessary?

[ Remus straightens the camera as his trainer is lowered to his feet, one pair of grey eyes looking skeptically at another pair of laughing ones. Souji just shruuuuuuugs. ]

Do you want something to drink?

[ Grey-haired people have a thing for shrugging, which is what Miles does in response to Souji's question. ] I think I'll have some tea...

[ And so it's ADVENTURE TIME FRIDAY getting warmed up time! Their shoes squishy-squashy-squick-squishing on the café floor, Miles and Souji make their way to the counter, Remus hopping on Miles' shoulder to continue recording, and also to get a cup of tea out of this trip by acting cute around Souji.

The lady at the counter smiles. :DDD ]


Terrible weather, isn't it? What would you like to drink to warm up?

[ Souji is smiling too! Miles is a bit too sulky about the weather to smile back, so when Remus hops onto the counter and turns the camera on him, he's scowling a bit, and a bit too short to be seen over the counter by a cashier lady that's too busy staring UP at Souji. I repeat: four-foot-five. ]

Just coffee - I'd like it black - and tea, please... what kind do you want?

Ceylon is fine.

[ It is only then that the cashier notices Miles. And this is when the countdown to Why Miles Edgeworth's Life Is Full Of WTF #xxx begins. ]

[ 3. ]


...Oh! [ 2. ] Is that [ 1. ] your sister? [ 0. ]

[ (1) Miles Edgeworth cocks an eyebrow. (1) Souji Seta blinks, and slowly turns to Miles, who turns back to him.

There is silence, then Souji's face twitches like it's suppressing a smile and then-- ]


She might b--ow!

[ Remus tilts the camera down to the floor to show that Miles' shoe had slammed painfully into Souji's shin. ]

....I mean. April Fool's. He's a boy.

[ Miles glares at Souji and then at Remus. ]


Turn. It. Off.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll just stare.

This is not the prosecutor.

He is not wearing ribbons.]

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you can.

[He scowls himself. This kid was exactly the same.]

You related to Miles Edgeworth?

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I don't, I'm asking you because I have no idea who he is.

[He won't give in that easily, silly Miles.]

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, you have that cocky attitude just like him too.

[You won't question how he managed to put on those sunglasses.]

He helped me solve a case once.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Agent Shi-Long Lang.

[He'll hold off the hostilities for now, you aren't a prosecutor yet]

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Agent, Lang.

Of course you aren't, you are Miles Edgeworth.

[You slipped up, bozo!]

You referred to yourself in the conversation.

[Video] | Not allowed to tag at night lmao when I re-read that...

[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He just shrugs.]

Just testing if it would actually work. Looks like you're the real deal.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're exactly like him... less bitter though.

[Yeah, at least thats how he saw it in his mind.]

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a little shocked, but he just keeps a grin on his face.]

You have a strong conviction, hard to find something like that in a pup.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Nothing to say.]

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Heh, I like you a lot better like this.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh you just asked for it.]

Yeah, the adversary of mine is nothing but a pup. Normally I'd grab you by the teeth and won't let go.

[But, you don't deserve anything like this yet.]

You'res still level-headed, but there's more of an innocence to you. It comes with being a pup.

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[identity profile] wolf-lang.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, the Arcanine is looking through the screen, cute. Have a houndour to compliment it.]

We are, but every pack runs with its own set of rules. I suppose I'll have to explain the teachings of Lang Zi to you again.

[Too bad his scrolls aren't here, oh well, he has a good number of them embedded in his brain.]

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