010 [video] Fourth wall event!

[miniworth]

---Gotcha.

[So what's Edgeworth up to today? Well... he was catching Butch and Tadpole, who thought it would be a wonderful way to exercise if they stole Edgeworth's Pokégear and run all over Violet. And that's how they spent the day today! Pess, being a good girl, is off visiting Phoenix at the Pokémon Center.

And Edgeworth had just caught up to the two Pokémon. But wait. This isn't Violet anymore. The moment the Gear stops shaking like crazy, the camera manages to focus on..... the inside of an elevator?

Unfortunately, Edgeworth doesn't notice until the doors close behind him.]

......Huh?

....W-where am I...?

[Panic settling in three, two, one.....]

Oh god... [And the feed cuts off as Edgeworth drops his gear, suddenly feeling sick to his stomach.]

[[ooc; FFFFF I hate writer's block, especially those that hit at the best moments. =u= ;; But anyway, a shorter, less depressfail version of Edgeworth's fourth wall event, that I definitely like better. Action posts to people in the department store, on the fourth floor, which is where Edgeworth will THROW HIMSELF OUT OF THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE OH GOD TRAUMA, and video/audio/text responses will come about an hour later, once the kid calms down and feels better! c: Responses will be slow-- I'll probably be busy both Saturday and Sunday until the evening. =w= ;;

Butch used with permission from Phoenix Wright mun cheapblusuits! I think Phoenix is in possession of Pess and her egg for this weekend, as well. ]]

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[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[Well, in any case, if you pop out of that elevator, expect your older version to walk right in front of you. He just found himself in the store because LOL FOURTH WALL and no, Edgeworth, this is no longer Death City.

Brain breakage, anyone?]

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[guyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

[Gumshoe is hella confused right now, because he just talked to a Mr. Edgeworth and he was much older and more cravat-y than this kid.]

Sir? What's going on? Why are you ten years old again? And where are y-

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[guyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

[...Wait, is that the inside of an elevator? And is that Mini!Worth freaking the fuck out in said elevator?]

[Oshi-]

Mr. Edgeworth! You need to calm down, sir, ok? There's gotta be a button or something you can push to open the doors again, right? Find that, and I'll... I'll... [Suddenly determined] I'll find you, ok?!

[He tears his backpack open and grabs his guidebook. Didn't someone tell him there was a city here with tall buildings? That would be the first place to look... if he can find the city on the map.]

HI

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

[And this big old orange man found himself inside the elevator too somehow-- Wait, who's this kid? He looks familiar...

...

FEEL THE PIERCING STARE]

OH MY GOD AAAAAHHH

[miniworth]

[Sorry Gant, Edgeworth inside an elevator equals an Edgeworth that can't make a coherent reaction. He's currently too busy trying not to throw up although ht DOES feel your stare. Let him look up at you, get intimidated, and look away again.]

[miniworth]

[AHAHA beautiful brain breakage.

As soon as the door opens, Edgeworth is flying out of the elevator and-- THUD! Crashes into older!worth's leg, then crashes backwards into the floor. Ouch.]

O-ow... s-sorry, sir, um..


[And then he looks up.]

......um.

<3

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

[... It IS him!]

Worthy! [He lifts Edgeworth to his eye level, grinning at him.] You haven't been this tiny in... in years! Ahahahahah!

[video]

[miniworth]

[Edgeworth's response comes about an hour later, from an Edgeworth freed from the confines of an elevator and feeling only slightly better. He's curled up on a chair somewhere in the department store, and he looks, well.

Pissed off. He's doing an effective job of hiding how scared he is, though.]

Detective Gumshoe... um.. [S-siiiigh....] I'm.. all right, so.

[miniworth]

W-Worth-- ack!

[Who is this man oh god oh god oh god]

P-please let me down, sir...!

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[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

Ohoho! Fine, fine! [And so he puts him down, but the grin doesn't leave his face.]

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

... Say, where are we?

[miniworth]

I don't.. know, sir. [And the panic returns. Not only is he in an elevator, he's in an elevator with someone else fhsjlhfjdkf

He steps away from Gant and stares at the elevator's buttons. Uhhh...]

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

...

Have you tried pushing one of those?

[miniworth]

N-no..

[He's actually frightened of touching anything inside this box, but this man was right. He should try to get out of here -- he presses the 4 button.]

....Who are you, sir? You seem to know me..

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

... You don't know me? Worthy, who do you live with?

[miniworth]

...I was living with my mother before I ended up in this world.

I apologize, sir, but I haven't a clue who you are...

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[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

...
...
...

[So he's not with Manny yet.]

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

... Well, doesn't matter! The name's Damon Gant, son.

[miniworth]

I-it's nice to meet you, Mr. Gant..


[And he's falling for the troll trap. fhsjfdsk

a-and going out for a few hours! Will respond later this afternoon/evening, kay? :D ;; ]

[jolly-zeus.livejournal.com]

((No problem!))

And you're Miles Edgeworth, right? I've gotta say, you look completely different without the frills! Ohohohoho!

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[guyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

[By the time Gumshoe gets Edgeworth's response, he's (eventually) pinpointed the location of Goldenrod, and distance be damned, he's going to run the whole way over if he has to. Except... as soon as he slipped and sent himself flying head first towards one of those treacherous pits in the room he found himself automatically dropped in front of the department store.]

Mr. Edgeworth! You're all right! I... [He sees Edgeworth's face and falters.] um... are you mad about something, sir?

I'm in Goldenrod right now. Not sure where, exactly, but I might be in front of the building you were trapped in [He looks at the towering skyscraper above.] Sorry it took me so long to get here, but all things considered I think I made great time!

[Action] :D

[so-very-creepy.livejournal.com]

(...why...what's that behind Edgeworth in the elevator...?)
...
...
...
(step, step, step)...

[slobberful.livejournal.com]

[So guess who's been meandering around the store, looking at all the pretty shiny things and oooh, what's this? A big box? What's--

--OH GOD WHO IS THAT I KNOW THAT FACE]

Miles! [Cue an excited dog girl barrelling right in there next to you, just before the doors close. And hugging you. Man, for a little, four and a half foot tall girl, she's got one hell of a grip.]

Wow, Miles, I didn't think I'd find you here too, Miles! When I saw I wasn't in the El-ay palce anymore I got kinda scared but this place has lots of shiny things and all of the people here are very nice and--

[...pause.]

Wooow, Miles, you're really short now!

[miniworth]

[Cue panic. FKSJADHFDSKLJF

(You know I just realized that Edgeworth is only like 4 inches taller than her)]

W-w-who are you? Let go of me!

[Pess, you just don't go around hugging him in the middle of an elevator.]

[Action] ....AHAHAHAH. Holy crap that is really creepy.

[miniworth]

...............

[Edgeworth knows there's something there.

And he's too scared to look around.]