When you've run into a wall with no place to go

[ The video is shaky, as whichever Pokémon recording trudges through the sand of the beach. The weather in Cianwood is beautiful today--blue sky, blue ocean, white sand and a slight breeze! You can see an orange pool float bobbing up and down on the waves, with a family of electric mice soaking up the sun.

And there's Miles, sitting on the sand.

He's clearly got no agenda to get in the water with the short sleeved shirt he's wearing, or the book lying open on his lap, but he's enjoying summer in his own way. Jason the Cubone is sitting right next to him, diligently building a sand castle. He needs help often, though, so Miles isn't getting much reading done because he keeps having to hold the bucket for his Pokémon or dig a moat with him...

and the camera-mon finally reaches the pair, setting the gear down on an upturned bucket before a Charmander waddles into the screen, plopping herself down on one of her trainer's knees. Miles rubs her head and turns to the camera, picking it up. He's grown used to it recording without him intending to.. :|a

He's in a pretty good mood today. ]

Ken and I've arrived in Cianwood. I could have done without the ferry ride, but this town is quite beautiful. I've never really been to a beach before, either...

I was told on the way here that there's a place called a Safari Zone nearby--what is it, exactly, does anybody know?

 Y-You meanie...! 

[ Oh, it's that oddly familiar crying. Need I state why you're hearing this sound again, Johto? Probably not--those white sneakers on the screen definitely belong to the crybaby gym leader of Goldenrod, and there are only so many situations in which she cries. As the camera keeps rolling, Miles' voice speaks up, sounding more impatient than usual. ]

Miss, there's no use crying. I won, can I please just--

You meanie, you bully--!

You'll have to wait a little until she stops crying to get your badge, honey, she always gets like this.

I know that. [ Miles sounds so upset right now, it's actually a bit funny. Jason, who's holding the camera, turns around while the shota keeps talking. There's Remus over by Ken (who looks like he's trying hard not to laugh--maybe at Miles troubling over the crying Whitney), having a celebratory party with Romulus and their baby, Perseus, and Pess and Pip are nearby, too. He turns back around to Miles just as he finishes talking. ] I know she cries, and I'll wait for my badge, but this is beyond the-- I want my clothes back.

Oh, but you look so cute right now! [ The girls from the gym are all speaking up and arguing about giving Miles back his clothes, but Miles is just as adamant 8( You can't blame him, though--

Jason raises the camera to show more than just Miles' feet. If your'e watching this feed, you'll see that Miles is wearing a dress.

Yes. A dress. The lasses and ladies at the gym thought he was a girl. 8( ]

You should totally keep wearing it! You'll be a perfect match with that little girl we put the tiara on and--

I want my clothes. Now. [ and a click! as Jason decides THIS IS BORING and turns off the camera to go play with Nemesis-- ]



[ EXTRA BROADCAST: from later in the evening. ]

[ Now it is time for Remus to be a proud papa. You know those parents that like to take videos of their babies? Of their babies doing absolutely nothing at all? Remus is like that, and since his trainer is sulking anyway, he's gotten his hands on the Gear and is recording his and Romulus' baby.

Percy the Minun is rolling around the hotel room, poking Nemesis and Growling, getting dragged away from Castor while Growling, running at Pip and Kirby and Growling, hugging Romulus and Growling at Cara who is nearby. He even Growls at the monster-looking thing created by a pile of pillows. And a lamp. And eventually coming to a stop near the Great Orange Wall named Pess, he Growls at her, too.

And all he does is Growl at her. For fifteen minutes. ]

Isn't he great?? [ 8DDDD Remus is a Proud Papa. ]

[ ooc: the Plain Badge was acquired with mod approval. ♥ ]