[4th wall]
May. 29th, 2011 09:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]
I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?
[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]
TRUEDAT. Try explaining this to Ken, tiny self. LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
Date: 2011-05-30 07:52 am (UTC)MILES CAN'T EXPLAIN. SOB.
Date: 2011-05-30 07:54 am (UTC)You're Miles Edgeworth. The prosecutor.
1/2
Date: 2011-05-30 07:55 am (UTC)Looks like he also knows.]
Don't even ask Bigworth for his sparkly logic.
Date: 2011-05-30 08:02 am (UTC)[He puts his hand into his pocket and contemplates bringing out his badge, but...nah.
No, this can't be right. Time travel? Meeting his own self? Preposterous! There has to be a logical explanation for this.]
You have heard of me?
BUT. BUT THE SPARKLY LOGIC.
Date: 2011-05-30 04:31 pm (UTC)...time paradoxes are beyond his sparkly logic, sob
Date: 2011-05-31 06:21 am (UTC)...
What. This situation is becoming less and less preposterous because he really does see himself in this kid...]
ffffff poor Bigworth.
Date: 2011-05-31 06:49 am (UTC)I live with Manfred von Karma now.
[ The significance of those names... even Miles knows this, even at this age. ]
WHY HIM. WHY ALWAYS HIM.
Date: 2011-05-31 12:12 pm (UTC)That...that cannot be possible. []
Because he makes the best reactions. |D
Date: 2011-05-31 09:27 pm (UTC)...man I feel like replaying AAI just to memorize all the noises he makes
Date: 2011-06-01 03:43 am (UTC)Then he digs into his pocket for his wallet, and pulls out his driver's license.]
We cannot possess the exact same identity.
MRRRRPH. NGOOOOOH. GAH.
Date: 2011-06-01 03:46 am (UTC)I don't even use them all because I feel weird typing them out
Date: 2011-06-01 04:21 am (UTC)...
Evidence. If you are truly...rather, surely you know the significance of evidence.
Seconded! ;;
Date: 2011-06-01 04:27 am (UTC)AHAHAHA INORITE excuse me I has lunch /slinks away to have tea - I MEAN LUNCH
Date: 2011-06-01 04:33 am (UTC)In that case, testimony will suffice.
When did you win your first essay contest, and what was the theme?
FFF YOU ARE EXCUSED
Date: 2011-06-01 04:39 am (UTC)AND I KNOW I'M SORRY I'M INTERROGATING YOU wait let's try a different question
Date: 2011-06-01 04:56 am (UTC)What did Father give you [DARN IT I TYPED "US"] following your accomplishment?
...OBVS THEY HAVE A COLLECTION OF BOWTIES
Date: 2011-06-01 04:59 am (UTC)WE SHOULD GET TO THAT.
Date: 2011-06-01 07:06 am (UTC)That...is correct...and I finished that book in three days.
WE SHOULD.
Date: 2011-06-01 07:07 am (UTC)EVENTUALLY. WHEN BIGWORTH IS 100% CONVINCED YOU'RE HIM.
Date: 2011-06-01 07:13 am (UTC)/WORKS ON THAT
Date: 2011-06-01 07:14 am (UTC)OH HE WILL BE IN DUE TIME~
Date: 2011-06-01 07:22 am (UTC)Then...then you are...
[His eyes grow wide, yet they have a nostalgic look in them. It's almost...sad, too.]
AWWWYEEEEE ♥
Date: 2011-06-01 07:25 am (UTC)I'm Miles Edgeworth. [ The look, minus the nostalgia, is mirrored in his eyes. ]
I AM GOING TO GO BAWWWWW AGAIN
Date: 2011-06-01 07:30 am (UTC)You are also acquainted with Mr. Seta and Ken, correct?
I'LL BAWWW WITH YOU AS I FURIOUSLY WORK ON PROJECTS ;A;
Date: 2011-06-01 07:32 am (UTC)They're-- friends. [ a pause, and then firmly. ] Ken Amada is my best friend.
HEY WORK ON YOUR PROJECTS FIRST
From:IT'S OKAY. I'M WAITING FOR THAT GLUE TO DRY.
From:/BLOWS ON DAT GLUE
From:/JOINS
From:1/IDK THANKS A LOT, TINY SELF
From:(no subject)
From:(no subject)
From:DONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I BLOW GLUE OVER THE INTERNETS
From:ILU. HE LOVES YOU. AND IDEK HOW EITHER.
From:1/2
From:YEAH WELL I LOVE HIM AND YOU MORE.
From:YOU CAN'T TOP ME IN LOVING. I LOVE YOU AND OLDERWORTH LOOOOOOTS MORE
From:/NINJA-LOVES YOU
From:/LOVES ON SO MUCH ;w;
From:/LOVES FOREVER AND EVER...WITH SWISS ROLLS
From:SWIIS ROOOLLLSSSS
From:/ROLLS YOU IN LOVE
From:/ROLLS YOU IN IT MORE
From:/BRINGS THE COOKIES
From:/CAKE
From:/AND CAKE. EVERYTHING SWEET EVER.
From:EVERYWHERE \o\
From:...as if these two have a sweet tooth.
From:... what if it's steel samurai themed.
From:1/2
From:BRB CHANGING MIND OMG SWEETS.
From:YAAAAAY SWEETS
From:STEEL SAMURAI SUSHI SLICE
From:STEEL SAMURAI CHOCOLATE, TOO.
From:YOU CUT IT WITH THE SUSHI SLICE.
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