[4th wall]

[miniworth]

[ The feed sputters on to one Miles Edgeworth giving the network the most confused face. ]

I woke up this morning and went outside for a walk... did the hotel in Olivine always have this wriggling piece of plywood outside its doors?

[ He pans the camera around to show a ragged-looking mascot dancing pitifully, on and on. ]

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[bakaitoukid]

And it rhymes!

[miniworth]

[ a beat ] Dancin' Mannequin.

[bakaitoukid]

[:D?]

[miniworth]

.......

I guess it works.

[bakaitoukid]

We can call him DM for short.

[miniworth]

[ He's nodding! ]

[bakaitoukid]

[clearing his throat to sound official]

I hereby dub you Dancin' Mannequin, DM for short! What say you about your new name?

[miniworth]

[ Miles lets DM dance for the camera. Please interpret that as an approval, Kaito. ]

[bakaitoukid]

I think he likes it.

[miniworth]

I think so too. [ He'll give it a nickname later. ]

[bakaitoukid]

[But Kaito likes his nickname :(]

I wonder how long he'll be there?

[miniworth]

[ ...I meant nametag ._. what is typing ]

Until someone moves him, I suppose. I'm not exactly sure when he got here, either.

[bakaitoukid]

[... Kaito approves of nametags. MINIWORTH YOU ARE FINALLY BEGINNING TO GAIN A SENSE OF HUMOR ;w;]

I dunno. I kinda think he should stay.

[miniworth]

[ HE'S LEARNING, KAITO-SENSEI. ;A; ]

I kind of like him. I hope he would.

[bakaitoukid]

[HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU]

I like him too. Maybe you should put a sign around him that says 'please do not move.'

[miniworth]

[ Too bad they won't remember this. ;; ]

I think I'll do that. [ And he is very serious about this. ]

[bakaitoukid]

[Will Miles have nightmares of the Blue Badger...]

Great! He'll appreciate it, 'm sure.

[miniworth]

[ He'll have that music stuck in his head, but it'll definitely be better than Proto Badger. 8( ]

Ah-- has anything happened to you, Kaito?

[bakaitoukid]

I met-- uh. Some weird detective girl.

[miniworth]

A weird detective girl?

[bakaitoukid]

Yeah. Her name was Sera. She solved a murder and everything.

[miniworth]

She sounds ...young. You called her a girl.

[bakaitoukid]

I think she's around my age.

And yeah, she's a girl.

[miniworth]

You wouldn't have called somebody years older than you a "girl", I don't think.

She's like that person... Mr. Kudo, I think.

[bakaitoukid]

. . .

Yeah. Kudo. She kinda is like him.