011 [video; post fourth wall]
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miniworth[Backdated to this morning. ALSO GUYS. FOURTH WALL EVENT? BEST. EVER. also backtagging for the rest of ever.]
[The Gear flickers onto video early this morning, but all that's visible is a worm's eye view of a Edgeworth curled up in the corner of Goldenrod's Pokémon Center, with a big blue pillow held tightly against his che--
no, that was a Quagsire.![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=1)
Phoenix's Butch. Sprawled across the boy's body and snoring away like nobody's business. 170 pounds of reptile blubber, right on top of a boy who was only a few inches taller than the Pokémon. Edgeworth doesn't seem so comfortable, either.]
Uh... can't-- breathe.
[With a small groan, Edgeworth wakes up... then he stares in wonder at the sight that greets him.
----This wasn't Violet anymore.]
......Where am I--smack!-- Ow! Butch, if you're going to sleep on me, please don't slap my face. [ D:< ]
Quaaaaag!
.....Uuuugh. Please wake up soon. I can't even reach my Gear...
[The boy gives the camera a helpless look, and then a small wave.] H-hello, everyone, um...it's recording, isn't it?
....Has everyone ended up where they weren't at before, as well? I--I think I'm in Goldenrod..
[The Gear flickers onto video early this morning, but all that's visible is a worm's eye view of a Edgeworth curled up in the corner of Goldenrod's Pokémon Center, with a big blue pillow held tightly against his che--
no, that was a Quagsire.
Phoenix's Butch. Sprawled across the boy's body and snoring away like nobody's business. 170 pounds of reptile blubber, right on top of a boy who was only a few inches taller than the Pokémon. Edgeworth doesn't seem so comfortable, either.]Uh... can't-- breathe.
[With a small groan, Edgeworth wakes up... then he stares in wonder at the sight that greets him.
----This wasn't Violet anymore.]
......Where am I--smack!-- Ow! Butch, if you're going to sleep on me, please don't slap my face. [ D:< ]
Quaaaaag!
.....Uuuugh. Please wake up soon. I can't even reach my Gear...
[The boy gives the camera a helpless look, and then a small wave.] H-hello, everyone, um...it's recording, isn't it?
....Has everyone ended up where they weren't at before, as well? I--I think I'm in Goldenrod..
[video]
Date: 2010-12-02 04:34 am (UTC)Oh, Butch? I'll be all right. He should be waking up soon.. although my arm is asleep.
Re: [video]
Date: 2010-12-03 10:39 pm (UTC)I'm coming over anyway, sir. Just hang tight; I'll free you in a jiffy!
[And the pokégear shuts off.]
[And the pokégear flickers back to life. Poor Gumshoe's never seen the inside of a proper Pokémon Center before.[
Er, where are you again?
[video] Edgeworth is 4'10" and Butch is 4'7" or something. :D ;;
Date: 2010-12-03 10:43 pm (UTC)I'm at the Pokémon Center, Mr. Gumshoe. [Blink. Blink.]
Re: [video] -> [Action] Ah, whoops. ^_^' I thought he was taller for some reason.
Date: 2010-12-03 11:07 pm (UTC)[The feed shuts off for good. About five minutes later Gumshoe bursts through the Center's doors with all the drama of a climatic courtroom scene. Missile peeks her head around the door curiously as her trainer charges over to Edgeworth. Porkchop, no longer egg-bound, stands at the entryway with a deadpan look that reads, "What the hell am I doing here?" Gumshoe hovers over Edgeworth and the sleeping Butch.]
All right. Now, to get this guy off.
[A beat.]
He's not gonna bite if I touch him, is he?
[Missile slinks over to investigate and raises a finger, moving to poke the blubbery blue pokémon.]
[Action] I actually thought they were smaller before i looked it up xD
Date: 2010-12-03 11:15 pm (UTC)[Lookit him, little kid with a Quagsire sleeping on him, trying to keep the Pokémon from rolling over and hitting the floor by keeping his arms wrapped around Butch.]
[Action] (1/2)
Date: 2010-12-03 11:46 pm (UTC)Ok, then. Here goes....
[Gumshoe grabs Butch around his middle and tries to lift him up. Not an easy feat given that the pokémon weighs as much as a grown man. He's gotten him a few inches off the ground when there's a sickening POP-]
[Action] (2/2)
Date: 2010-12-03 11:47 pm (UTC)[In a pained whisper:] Sir, you should scoot out before I drop him.
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-03 11:51 pm (UTC)[Edgeworth promptly scrambles out of the way and gets to his feet, putting his arms back around Butch and lowering him onto the floor again on the makeshift bed made by Edgeworth's jacket. He then turns to Gumshoe, looking EXTREMELY worried.]
W-what's wrong, Mr. Gumshoe??
Re: [Action]
Date: 2010-12-04 12:08 am (UTC)It's n-nothing, Miles. [He tries to flash an encouraging smile, but it comes out more like a grimace.Missile, who notices her trainer's bent at an unusual angle decides to be helpful for once and straighten him out. She charges at him and headbutts him from the back. There's another loud POP and Gumshoe bolts upright.]
YEEOUCH! [He rounds on Missile] What was that fo- hey! I'm fixed. [A laugh] Heh, thanks pal!
[i]Smeeeargle![/i]
[Back to Miles...] So, what have you been up to?
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-04 12:10 am (UTC)[He attempts to make sense of what just happened, but decides to stop after he realizes that the problem must have been fixed.]
I was just... thinking, I guess. I haven't been able to move around much.
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-06 12:27 am (UTC)Hey, have you heard anything about Miss Hawthorne lately? I was hoping the police would have caught up with her by now but I haven't seen anything on the PokéGear and I'm getting nervous.
[Oh Gumshoe. Poor thing still has faith in Johto's police force.]
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-06 02:09 am (UTC)The police here really cannot be depended on.
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-07 06:08 am (UTC)[He considers his pokémon for a moment. Hey, s- Miles, what's your thought on training your pokémon to fight? I wasn't too keen on it when I first got here, but with everything going on the way it's been, I'm starting to think it might not be such a bad idea. The extra protection might be good, y'know? I just don't want to hurt them....
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-07 06:17 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2010-12-07 06:24 am (UTC)That sounds like a good idea, pal. Maybe I should start that up, too. Where do you go to train; the gym?
[Gumshoe doesn't quite grasp the purpose of "gyms" here in Johto.]
[Action]
Date: 2010-12-07 06:28 am (UTC)