010 [video] Fourth wall event!

[miniworth]

---Gotcha.

[So what's Edgeworth up to today? Well... he was catching Butch and Tadpole, who thought it would be a wonderful way to exercise if they stole Edgeworth's Pokégear and run all over Violet. And that's how they spent the day today! Pess, being a good girl, is off visiting Phoenix at the Pokémon Center.

And Edgeworth had just caught up to the two Pokémon. But wait. This isn't Violet anymore. The moment the Gear stops shaking like crazy, the camera manages to focus on..... the inside of an elevator?

Unfortunately, Edgeworth doesn't notice until the doors close behind him.]

......Huh?

....W-where am I...?

[Panic settling in three, two, one.....]

Oh god... [And the feed cuts off as Edgeworth drops his gear, suddenly feeling sick to his stomach.]

[[ooc; FFFFF I hate writer's block, especially those that hit at the best moments. =u= ;; But anyway, a shorter, less depressfail version of Edgeworth's fourth wall event, that I definitely like better. Action posts to people in the department store, on the fourth floor, which is where Edgeworth will THROW HIMSELF OUT OF THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE OH GOD TRAUMA, and video/audio/text responses will come about an hour later, once the kid calms down and feels better! c: Responses will be slow-- I'll probably be busy both Saturday and Sunday until the evening. =w= ;;

Butch used with permission from Phoenix Wright mun cheapblusuits! I think Phoenix is in possession of Pess and her egg for this weekend, as well. ]]

Comments

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

It was a very intricate case...tied to DL-6.

I still choose the power of logic over any supernatural belief, but...once all impossible options were eliminated in our investigation and the trial, what remained had to be the truth.

[miniworth]

[...

He's curious.



Extremely curious.]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

...

Has anyone informed you of the State vs. Iris case? [Since Phoenix didn't seem to know...but Iris might. And Gumshoe. Maybe even Larry, not that Bigworth trusted Larry's testimony.]

[miniworth]

...Yes. Mr. Gumshoe, and Miss Iris herself, have told me.

[But not about spirit channeling. Or that by that time, Dahlia was already dead.]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

Did they tell you that it revolved around the Fey family?

[Oh boy, wait till you find out where Misty Fey stands in all this, Tinyworth. And don't forget Dahlia's involvement.]

[miniworth]

[....Mun can't remember, but. Probably no.]

I was only told that Miss Hawthorne tried to harm one of Phoenix's friends..

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

Correct. But that is only one piece of the puzzle.

[That case just proved how screwed up the Fey family really is.]

[miniworth]

...What happened?

[That case was very beautiful though ;-; ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

Iris, as you may already know, was accused of murdering Elise Deauxnim, supposedly an author of children's books...

[He pauses, his hand on his forehead as if trying to smooth back his hair a la Gregory.]

On the night of the murder, Maya Fey, Wright's assistant, ended up stranded when lightning set a bridge on fire. Wright tried to save her, but ended up falling into the river below.

...

Because he was confined in the hospital...I represented Iris on the first day of the trial.

[Yeah, it was. And I don't mind playing it again for canon review tiems. =D I remember going AHAHA MAYBE ELISE DEAUXNIM IS MISTY FEY I DON'T EVEN KNOW and then suddenly the talisman popped out and OMG.]

[miniworth]

I--

[didn't know, and neither does Iris, was what he was going to say. But.]He fell into a river?

[A beat.]

.....You represented Miss Iris?

[I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GO "FSDHAKLFJ AHAHA MAYBE THIS IS IT" and suddenly it's true. OH. SNAP. 8|b ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

I assure you, he merely caught a cold, although he was drifting in and out of consciousness when I arrived, shivering and pulling Iris's hood over his eyes.

...

Then he gave me his badge.

[And the magatama, but let's take things one step at a time, right, Little Worthy?

INORITE. PLOT TWISTS OH YEAH. Although Alba's was like LOL HAHAHA THIS SENILE OLD MAN IS PROBABLY BEHIND EVERYTHING AHAHAHAHAHA and then suddenly he evolves.]

[miniworth]

Hold it.

[He holds up his hand, other pressed against his face in a "hold on i am thinking" pose.]

Isn't that illegal?

[THAT EVOLUTION WAS SO TRIPPY OH MY GAAAAWD]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

...That is correct. [Well, at least you get to be a defense attorney at least once in your life, Tinyworth? Bigworth has no qualms telling you that; it's akin to lying to himself.

OMG YEAH THAT WAS SURREAL like OH HEY ALBA CAN STAND UP STRAIGHT and now he wants an ultimate confrontation that'll reach into the wee hours of the morning.]

[miniworth]

The judicial system of Los Angeles is getting ridiculous! [What is this he doesn't even-- why older self WHY]

[I got no sleep that night D8 ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

It certainly has. I have been informed of a case in which a cardboard badge fooled the audiece, the prosecutor in charge, and even the judge. [Don't worry, Littleworth, we're getting to that part.]

[LONGEST CONFRONTATION EVER. Maybe he, Manfred and Gant should be BFFs.]

[miniworth]

...... That's outrageous!

[fhsldkjfhsd I wonder who'll have the longest confrontation this time. oAo probably manny ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

... [But he's still pretty disappointed in the people who sat in court that day for not seeing through that spurious disguise. And yet...]

I, on the other hand, had to contact another prosecutor who would not call any attention to me, and make sure that a judge who has only seen me once before would preside over the trial.

[miniworth]

I take it that is somebody you trust.

[Little does he know that he knows this prosecutor, too...

as a three/thirteen year old.]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

...Yes, she was.

But we handled the case for only that day; Wright returned to the investigation shortly after.

[Yes, he does; if he asks he'll get quite the answer.

And YES Manfred and Gregory are probably gonna have a very, very long chat when they run into each other...possibly for the first time ever?]

[miniworth]

[A beat.]

I'm really glad to hear that, you know. [That you can trust someone as much as you trusted this person.]

[YES it's their first encounter! *A*

"Bah! I care not for the names of defense attorneys! /FINGERSNAP"

".....(well he's quite rude) B[ "]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

[However, Bigworth thinks you're just happy to hear that Phoenix was okay after falling off a bridge and catching a cold.] Wright insisted on continuing the case despite not having recovered fully, yet he managed to uncover the clues that led us to a startling conclusion.

[Poor Greg. Well, he's not the only one who has to be on the receiving end of Manfred's rudeness. I'm sure Byrne had his share too.]

[miniworth]

Is it safe to assume that, in this startling conclusion, our father's case as well as the Feys are involved?

[Who wouldn't be on the receiving end of his rudeness, I wonder.. :|a ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

Yes. The connections have been confirmed by the evidence.

[Fran, of course. XD Maybe her unseen older sis? And Mrs. von Karma wherever she may be?]

[miniworth]

...I see.

[Miles Edgeworth himself didn't seem to get so much of his rudeness, either. xD At least, that's what we see in the investigations flashback. ]

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

...

You still remember the name Misty Fey, correct?

[OF COURSE YOU DO.

Anyway, Manny was saving all that rudeness for the grand finale. Then Phoenix brought it all crashing down. MAN that will always be one of my favorite cases ever. And it proves that Manfred, Gant and Alba should go be BFFs and form their world-conquering trio.]