miniworth | 010 [video] Fourth wall event!

---Gotcha.

[So what's Edgeworth up to today? Well... he was catching Butch and Tadpole, who thought it would be a wonderful way to exercise if they stole Edgeworth's Pokégear and run all over Violet. And that's how they spent the day today! Pess, being a good girl, is off visiting Phoenix at the Pokémon Center.

And Edgeworth had just caught up to the two Pokémon. But wait. This isn't Violet anymore. The moment the Gear stops shaking like crazy, the camera manages to focus on..... the inside of an elevator?

Unfortunately, Edgeworth doesn't notice until the doors close behind him.]

......Huh?

....W-where am I...?

[Panic settling in three, two, one.....]

Oh god... [And the feed cuts off as Edgeworth drops his gear, suddenly feeling sick to his stomach.]

[[ooc; FFFFF I hate writer's block, especially those that hit at the best moments. =u= ;; But anyway, a shorter, less depressfail version of Edgeworth's fourth wall event, that I definitely like better. Action posts to people in the department store, on the fourth floor, which is where Edgeworth will THROW HIMSELF OUT OF THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE OH GOD TRAUMA, and video/audio/text responses will come about an hour later, once the kid calms down and feels better! c: Responses will be slow-- I'll probably be busy both Saturday and Sunday until the evening. =w= ;;

Butch used with permission from Phoenix Wright mun

cheapblusuits! I think Phoenix is in possession of Pess and her egg for this weekend, as well. ]]

Current Location: Goldenrod City

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From:

mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[O HAI no Bigworth did not get introduced to him yet. He's not scared, just...let's put it this way: IS THAT A TARANTULA ON MY LITTLE VERSION'S SHOULDER WHAT.]

Preposterous! And no one has come forward to propose improvements for this system?

From:

miniworth

[IT IS A TARANTULA ON MY SHOULDER AND IT WON'T GO AWAY. Spinny griiins at bigworth and waves an arm before scuttling up to settle on childworth's head. Childworth, meanwhile, seems perfectly comfortable with this.]

As far as I am aware, no, but I'm sure that, if given the time and opportunity, Wright and Mr. Apollo would do something.

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[Tinyworth doesn't seem at all fazed, so Bigworth takes it as a good sign. BUT it still looks weird. ESPECIALLY THE GRINNING.]

Yes, Wright would certainly do so. He should at least think his plans through instead of resorting to bluffing and asinine theories. [He doesn't know who Apollo is LOL HE'S ONLY POST-AAI SO YEAH. And...actually those asinine theories were what saved Edgeworth in court, among other defendants.]

From:

miniworth

[Awwww, he got ignored. Spinny makes a sound of protest -- it's only polite to acknowledge this jolly good spider, y'know! He flails a couple arms.

......Bluffing and asinine theories? [An incredulous look. He wasn't exactly sure about what "asinine" meant, but he had a general idea...]

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[...Edgeworth sees your flailing arms and raises you a look. It's an I-ACKNOWLEDGE-YOUR-EXISTENCE-LOOK but yeah. That's pretty much it.]

Yes. As we both know, Wright has an overactive imagination and has a knack for coming up with the strangest explanations.

From:

miniworth

[A-awwwww. Spinny is disappoint.He dejectedly crawls down from childworth's head and nestles himself in his trainer's hood. ;-; ]

....That's true. I thought he might grow out of it, but I guess not...

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[Don't worry, Spinny, maybe Littleworth can let Bigworth pet you when they're done talking?]

He won't. Although I cannot deny that his imagination can be accurate, and it has done him - us - some good.

Still, one cannot help but wonder when he will finally put together a definite strategy instead of constantly grasping at straws.

From:

miniworth

[[Hey, hey! I think you might be getting a Maya-Mia duo in Sould Campaign later this month. *u* b]]

Spinny will definitely wait. He settles for sitting quietly on his trainer's head and watches the two.]

So his wild imagination never went away, huh...? Did he solve DL-6 with his imagination, as well?

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mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[R-REALLY? =D That would be amazing!

Anyway, at least Edgeworth - both of them - doesn't have arachnophobia.]

No, and yes. Only he noticed a vital contradiction that opened an opportunity to finally reveal the truth.

From:

miniworth

[[I'll definitely pull through with it! :D ]]

The second shot fired, you mean...?

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mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[We'll be looking forward to it SO MUCH LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.]

Yes. It was also his idea to use a metal detector in court.

From:

miniworth

[[I WON'T LET YOU DOWNNN]]

A... metal detector?

W-why...?

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mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[I KNOW YOU WON'T <3]

To prove that von Karma had a bullet lodged in his shoulder.

From:

miniworth

[ <33 ]

....He had a bullet in his shoulder? Is that... the one that I fired?

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mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[Whee. *rolls happily*]

Yes. That was the bullet I - we - fired. It would be taken out, and its ballistic markings would match the bullet taken from our father's chest.

From:

miniworth

[ On a completely different note, the way these two say "we" and "our" makes me laugh.]

--But that was fifteen years after the case. Why would he keep a bullet in his shoulder for so long? [Oh childworth, so blissfully unaware of the level of Manfred's OCD...]

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[It is very amusing indeed. And it's so much fun.]

von Karma knew that he would leave a trail of evidence if he had surgery, and it would be risky to perform it himself. Instead, he took a long vacation to recover - the only vacation he would ever take.

That is how much of a perfectionist he was...Miles. [I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.]

From:

miniworth

[I am totally tempted to make childworth go ".....you're kind of like dad" and then realize he's talking to himself and be all fhdalksfjhd ]

...Of course. Father mentioned before that he never missed a day of work, for the twenty-five years that he's been a prosecutor.

[He doesn't think too much about the sudden usage of his first name, although he does wonder why there had to be an emphasis on it.]

.... A perfectionist. I was told that he killed our father because that trial broke his perfect record..

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[The emphasis is what we call an awkward attempt to be...less sour? Edgeworth tried to break a bit of the ice, but it came out like...yeah, like their dad's tone of voice.

In short, Bigworth tries to be less awkward by addressing his little counterpart, only to fail and cause more awkwardness.]

Yes. It was the first penalty he ever received, and he resorted to drastic measures to exact his revenge. Taking... us in and raising us as a prosecutor was also part of his plan.

From:

miniworth

[It reminds childworth of when Phoenix kept stuttering "Edg--Miles" until the awkwardness got to a point where they just decided to stay on a last name basis. And it's a bit amusing.]

....Raising us as our father's foil, only to frame us for the murder of Mr. Hammond and ultimately make us confess to killing our father as well.

That is what I was told.

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mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[The way these two use "we" and "us", one would think they were a set of brothers.]

Correct.

...

The nightmares you may have had following our father's death...they are merely nightmares.

From:

miniworth

[This would be one weird set of brothers. And I thought Itachi/Sasuke was whacky.]

...Almost every night since then. I can't say they've gone away, but after Wright told me the truth, they've gotten easier to deal with...

Edited Date: 2010-12-04 09:33 am (UTC)

From:

mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com

[I know, right? Miles senior and Miles junior.]

...

Your - no, our [And this whole we/our/us thing is still odd.] nightmares will not plague us forever. I suppose they will only stop when you see the conclusion of DL-6.